When your tail happens to be missing, someone 
will try to convince you that you left it somewhere.
But you'll know that somebody must have taken it.

No self-respecting bee would be fooled into thinking that
a muddy covered bear holding a balloon was actually a
small black cloud, even if someone was walking below carrying 
an umbrella and saying, "Tut-tut, it looks like rain."

When a very bouncy animal arrives in the forest,
and you are told that he has just come, the thing
you should ask is: "When is he going?"

When your tail is missing, remember that you
have every right to mope.

Having your missing tail recovered is all well and good,
but remember that it will have to be reattached with a
hammer and nail.

One can't complain.  I have friends.
Someone spoke to me only yesterday.

Don't blame me!

Eeyore quotes courtesy of Eeyore's
Gloomy Little Instruction Book
Inspired by A.A. Milne